me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

b-b-breaking bad?

spacetwinks:

breaking bad writers room

"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"

"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"

"and?"

"and he does it…"

"at a chuck e. cheese"

"during a child’s birthday"

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”

postllimit:

"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

"yeah, once a year"

image

sluttyoliveoil:

I am no longer a virgin olive oil

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

severalgoblins:

i just got a text from someone i didnt know that said “happy birthday!” so i was like “wrong number but happy birthday to whomever this was meant for” and then i just got another text from a different unknown number that said “thank you!”